I reckon if I were to brag, a space like this would be taken up with Sunshine and Lollipops Crap such as:
I am a Native Texan, and I love all of Texas.
I am a classically trained master chef
I am an ordained minister
I am well on insane by any legal standard
My life has a soundtrack... try it sometime, keep a song in ya head and heart.
I see things others do not